Use your words..

From Iotacons by Andy Rash. Love.

Guys, today is President's Day. However, my university clearly hates both Washington and Lincoln and most especially Chester A. Arthur, so I do not have the day off. However, I do have pages of notes on a couple of presidents still floating around, awaiting my attention during another bout of procrastination, so I do mean to finish up my posts about all of them in the near future. In the meantime, I thought I'd gather them all up for your browsing pleasure so you can remember all that awesome stuff I used to write before grad school broke my soul (and some I've written in the midst of the breaking process):

0. The Articles of Confederation: America's first, failed government and pre-Washington presidency (7.10.08)
1. George Washington: Father of Functional Drug Addiction as Well as His Country (8.15.09)
2 and 3. Jefferson and Adams: America's First Frenemies? (4.24.08)
4. Madison research IN PROCESS
5. James Monroe: College drop-out with impressive resume (3.11.09)
6. John Quincy Adams: More accomplished than George W. Bush, less successful? (10.9.09)
7. Andrew Jackson: Old Dick-ery, if you know what I mean (7.19.09)
8. Martin Van Buren: He had a lot more nicknames than terms of office (4.17.08)
9. William Henry Harrison: He didn't die of hypothermia, people (5.26.10)
10. The ascendancy of John Tyler: Possible unconstitutional coup! (11.6.08)
11. James K. Polk: America's first (and greatest) mulleted president (3.27.08)
12. Zachary Taylor: Army guy, probably not assassinated (6.17.10)
13. Millard Fillmore: Lucky(?) President Number 13 (7.19.10)
14. Drunk Franklin "Baby" Pierce, helping sectional divides right along (11.20.08)
15. James "Doughface" Buchanan: Crappy president (7.24.08)
16. Do you know him, the Abraham Lincoln? (2.12.09)
17. Andrew Johnson: Impeachably lame (5.16.09)
18. Ulysses S. Grant: America's Greekest General-President (6.12.08)
19. Rutherford B. Hayes: Uncontroversial man elected controversially (1.8.09)
      Special presidential double feature: I go to the Hayes Presidential Center
20. James A. Garfield Extravaganza Part 1 and Part 2 (06.2009)
21. Chester A. Arthur: Possibly Secretly Canadian-Born President of Civil Service Reform (09.25.08)
22 and 24. Grover Cleveland: That mustache is hiding more than a tumor! (7.28.11)
23. Benjamin Harrison: Kind like Jenna Bush (5.22.08)
25. McKinley: America's most spineless veteran president (9.18.08)
26. Teddy Roosevelt: America's Most Cartoonish President to Date (4.3.08)
27. "Big Lub" Taft: "Presidency? Meh." (3.26.09)
28. Woodrow Wilson: I think I might've dated that guy in college (4.24.10)
29. Warren G. Harding: Tragically being stripped of his "Worst President Ever" title by the current administration (4.10.08)
      Warren G. Harding: Kind of unimpressive house, in all honesty (8.24.09)
30. Calvin Coolidge: Coolly avoiding blame for the Great Depression (6.26.08)
31. Herbert Hoover: Not actually a fake name (9.16.09)
32. FDR: You think you know, and you probably do know some of it (10.9.08)
34. DDE: Looks like a Roman numeral, but is actually a U.S. president! (3.5.09)
35. JFK: Sickly, and not in the sweet way (1.23.09)
36. Landslide Lyndon Johnson: Fraudiest president ever? (5.1.10)
37. Richard Nixon: I think we all know too much already (9.29.11)
38. Gerald Ford: Unelected jock president (5.8.08)
39. Jimmy Carter will beat us all to peanut heaven (5.17.11)
40. Ronald Reagan was a fat child (11.10.09)
41. Read my lips: No second term for you, buster. (George H. W. Bush) (10.23.08)
42. Clinton research IN PROCESS
43. GWB research TOO DEPRESSING TO START
44. I refuse to write an Obama post while he is still in office. I can't wait to write up a Future President Romney post, though!

Enjoy my friends, this long journey will end one day and I will write up VPs or states or something (didn't I start that once?). Or I'll just keep live-blogging Lifetime movies. Either way.