My queer little followers,
I, the Sexy Gay Jesus, have once again been reading Dear Abby. While the Abbster’s advice is largely inoffensive, there are things she will not say that the poor letter-writers really need to hear. I will now share some of m…
My Loving Worshipers,
Sexy Gay Jesus here. It’s been a while since I’ve written, I know. It seems nobody needs my advice anymore, so I’ve been hanging out with the Occupy crowd in New York, inspiring people, protesting greed, helping heal the sick and…
Remember our friend the Sexy Gay Jesus? This is the latest thing he endorses:
The play-within-the-movie also features accompaniment by the Tucson Gay Men’s Chorus, so it’s basically a tribute to Our Homosexualest Lord and Savior. Hey, it’s been a w…
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus,
Look, I know that You never went through this particular bit of ritualizing on account of You were really busy healing the sick, curing the lame, cleansing the temple, and being patiently (but, you know, maybe not without second t…
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus,
Jesu babe, I have to ask: what are your thoughts on Our Lady of the Gaga?*
Bangin music. You surely cannot argue with that.
Great story right? Bootstraps. No. Yes?
Affirming message. Totally awesome, love that.
And she’s a to…
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus,
First off, HUGE fan of your work. The whole water into wine thing? Well played, SGJ. You have the whole classy with character thing going on and I like it.
Something not so classy happened in my apartment last week. No, no sex…
The SGJ and I are flattered and humbled that a favorite advice blogger of ours, Captain Awkward has turned to our flamboyant lord and savior for life advice. This is some real shit, yo.
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus:
I have believed in you ever since my mom s…
This is a new blog feature hosted by my Imaginary Gay Best Friend/Deity of Choice, the Sexy Gay Jesus. The Sexy Gay Jesus has done a lot of livin’ and dyin’ and livin’ immortally after that, so he’s pretty knowledgeable. Email me if you’d like his fabu…
Oh hey guys,
Remember my imaginary gay best friend/deity of choice The Sexy Gay Jesus? Like from that one time he used my blog to talk about how Lent is lame, or that other time he talked about how guys with douchey facial hair shouldn’t dress up like…
