Tired after sending tons of “you haven’t done any work in three weeks so you probably won’t pass” e-mails? Wondering if anyone will ever call you and ask you to go to a bar? Feeling sorry for yourself? Fearful of how much your daughter will turn into …
Have the most beautiful girl in the world, but she loves spending days being (how shall we say) grumpy? Why, you need a mixed drink! I call this one “the baby headache silencer”:make one glass of cocoanote: while you can use any cocoa you like, home-…
Sitting at home on a Friday night? Watching your spousal unit feed your progeny unit while others are at the bar? Why, you need a drink! I call this one the “Drinker to Daddy”:
four ice cubes go into a highball glass
add one measure of dark rum to…
Have two types of tendinitis in one shoulder…and a pulled muscle in the other (which actually hurts worse)? Still working on recovering from the insomnia which had the bad timing to ruin for you a rare sleep-through-the-night session from your progen…
Contemplating a semester with no student contact? Had a long day being parental/homemaker/cooking unit? Need a pick-me-up? Well, then, you’re in luck…because it’s time for a new drink! I call this one The Urchin Sabbatical:
put a few ice cubes …
Time for a new mixed drink? Why, yes, it is!
Fill a highball glass half full of ice
Add one measure of cheap Scotch
Add one half measure of Raspberry Schnapps
Top with Seven Up
Drink, enjoy, and wonder how you’re going to learn a full set in one wee…
You know what it’s time for? Yepper, a new drink! I call this one “The Sleeping Baby”:take a highball glass/juice glass/sippie cup and put in a few ice cubesadd one measure of vodka while thinking of the gulagsadd one measure of wild strawberry lique…
Sitting around late at night watching television? Depressed at the state of the world, your state government, the forthcoming sinus infection, and hopes of a successful resolution to the NFL labor situation? Maybe it’s just me…but at times like the…
Due to popular demand, here’s another mixed drink, perfect for those autumnal feelings! As a word of fair notice, there is no actual corn in this beverage.Chill a couple o’ martini glassesFill a shaker most of the way up with iceadd2 measures of bourb…
