At least one guy I kind of know got totally police-brutalized in New York the other night while I fascinatedly watched eviction live feeds from under a cozy quilt on my couch and avoided doing my homework. I thought I should head down to Occupy BG the …
Kids, I know I am a remiss blogger what with my “real life” and “laziness” and this week “illness” getting in my way, but there is no excuse for how long it has been since I mocked America’s laziest comic: Pluggers. I hope to make it up to all of you b…
First, the first episode of The Bachelorette, Ashley was wearing this sparkly white-person-nude-colored mermaid dress. She is kind of orange, so the dress color is a little too close to her skin and not quite working for her. This is not to mention the…
Friends, I have been quite remiss in my blogging recently what with “school” and “passing my classes so I can get my PhD eventually” and also being depressed about the “crushing blow of poverty” and all. But anyway, I’m done now and currently unemploye…
Not a lot of outfits I saw on TV struck me as particularly hideous this week, probably due to a higher number of films viewed and a lower number of reality television programs consumed. However, I did see a few “Oh my god you knew you were going on TV …
My most frequent comment when watching reality television: “What is s/he wearing?!”* Seriously, though, people–it’s not like you didn’t know you were going to be on TV. I’ll admit that it is usually ladies who get my wrath (men have fewer bad choices …
