I’ve been busy being not in school and being unemployed but now temping and anyway whatever. Now that America has been destroyed because of our metrosexual black Abe Lincoln president, The Sexy Gay Jesus was like, “I’ve got to take a vacation.” This ha…
Not the Sexy Gay Jesus, but a Pretty Likable Jesus.
Jesus Responds to Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad from DC Pierson
This one’s pretty good too, less Jesus, more gay:
Also, Cats in Hoodies exists. If neither of those vide…
Remember our friend the Sexy Gay Jesus? This is the latest thing he endorses:
The play-within-the-movie also features accompaniment by the Tucson Gay Men’s Chorus, so it’s basically a tribute to Our Homosexualest Lord and Savior. Hey, it’s been a w…
Sexy Gay Jesus here. I did some cursory googling and found some more connections between myself and Our Lady of the Meat Dress. There’s been some sweet fan art. See below:
“God Makes No Mistakes” by Thomas Clark sets up a slightly more intimate relati…
Friends,
1. A friend of mine on Facebook has revealed to me the fact that Three Olives Vodka now has a “DUDE” Mountain Dew flavor. As I can attest from a mistake over reunion weekend, vodka in a can of Mountain Dew is pretty gross, but perhaps this fl…
A concerned reader wrote in:
Dear Ms. Chesnut,
Can you please pinpoint for me, an admiring reader, your first blog reference to and/or best explanation of His Holiness, the SGJ? I want to make a link.
Kind Regards,
Alowishus Zinkerbottum
While I…
The SGJ and I are flattered and humbled that a favorite advice blogger of ours, Captain Awkward has turned to our flamboyant lord and savior for life advice. This is some real shit, yo.
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus:
I have believed in you ever since my mom s…
Via PZ Myers, I found out about the annual Hunky Jesus contest put on by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in San Francisco (of course). The Sexy Gay Jesus says he’s going to sneak in next year, but I don’t know if he can compete with this year’s win…
This is a new blog feature hosted by my Imaginary Gay Best Friend/Deity of Choice, the Sexy Gay Jesus. The Sexy Gay Jesus has done a lot of livin’ and dyin’ and livin’ immortally after that, so he’s pretty knowledgeable. Email me if you’d like his fabu…
Oh hey guys,
Remember my imaginary gay best friend/deity of choice The Sexy Gay Jesus? Like from that one time he used my blog to talk about how Lent is lame, or that other time he talked about how guys with douchey facial hair shouldn’t dress up like…
