I’m still not buying “XDURANCE” as a thing, but I do like your science words, Rockstar!
Guys, it is finals week. And I have a lot of work I’ve procrastinated so I’m in my office on a Sunday afternoon with a new flavor of Rockstar, a giant stack of b…
Photo borrowed from the Caffeine
King** because he also bought
it at Big Lots for 60 cents.
So I went to Big Lots(!) yesterday for some shampoo because they have real brands for cheap sometimes and I can’t afford to be buying some Brand X generic s…
I was pulled in by the neon blue can.
I have a compulsion to buy all new energy drink flavors. I’m a pretty big fan of the other Rockstar energy + hydration drinks, so I decided to take a risk on this one. I’ve got a lot of academic Lifetime movie re…
Friends, I am in my office hours right now. I am required to sit in my office for a number of hours each week so I am available to students. Even if my students knew where the building where my office is, they would not come. No, they only come if they…
Unfortunately, this drink did not actually make me want to put on a leather bikini thing.
I need to be working on my syllabus, and I’m like, “I don’t want to.” So perhaps a little bit of caffeinated motivation would help. I KNOW my last post was like…
“Stop calling me soda pop!”
Friends, you may have guessed if I am doing an energy drink review that I am supposed to be doing something else. Correct you are! I have like 01897356789 papers and final exams to grade in the next several days, so I am s…
My can looks like this. It’s probably like 3 years old.
This is another weird Big! Lots!! off-brand energy drink. I’m pretty sure I’ve had some kind of “SLAP” before, but this one has lots of words on its can and is a flavor (“frost”?) I don’t think …
Friends! I have broken down and bought one of these hangover energy drinks that are so trendy right now. The Monster people have some bullshit tea-based ones floating around, but I think tea tastes like watered-down hamster food most of the time, so I …
Hello friends,
I have been meaning to blog more. The SGJ has a question to answer, I’ve been planning another presidential post, etc. But let’s talk about the truth, people: I am lazy. I’m also kind of busy. I am teaching an online class and trying to…
Hello friends,
I am currently in St. Paul, MN for my college reunion. I drank some vodka poured in a can of Mountain Dew last night in a dorm, much to my body’s chagrin. But then I took a break and there have been no lasting effects from that amateur …
