I’ve been busy being not in school and being unemployed but now temping and anyway whatever. Now that America has been destroyed because of our metrosexual black Abe Lincoln president, The Sexy Gay Jesus was like, “I’ve got to take a vacation.” This ha…
My queer little followers,
I, the Sexy Gay Jesus, have once again been reading Dear Abby. While the Abbster’s advice is largely inoffensive, there are things she will not say that the poor letter-writers really need to hear. I will now share some of m…
The Most Hilariously Effective Signs Supporting Gay Marriage:
I mean SRSLY. Think about it.
Sexy Gay Jesus here. I did some cursory googling and found some more connections between myself and Our Lady of the Meat Dress. There’s been some sweet fan art. See below:
“God Makes No Mistakes” by Thomas Clark sets up a slightly more intimate relati…
The Sexy Gay Jesus and I don’t care about awards shows, but we do both endorse the things happening here:
WTF, Brooke Shields? Maybe all those eye color-altering drugs you’ve been putting on your eyelashes have made them too thick to see the cue ca…
Via PZ Myers, I found out about the annual Hunky Jesus contest put on by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in San Francisco (of course). The Sexy Gay Jesus says he’s going to sneak in next year, but I don’t know if he can compete with this year’s win…
Note: I delayed posting this for, like, at least a month because I was thinking about making a highlight video of Chip being fabulous and brave, but I don’t really have the technology (poor/cheap) and mostly am too lazy. So, sans specially-made video, …
