Hey friends! Remember our buddy the I Love America Diet? I finally edited some old footage for your delightful consumption. Brock and Cynthia and I made “ham and cheese crescent pinwheels” and were drunk and also there are silly America’s Next Top Mode…
I know all .2 of you who aren’t my Facebook friends and therefore don’t get to see my constant finals/procrastination whine-a-thon are like, “What is Lauren doing since she released her last awesome video? Also, remember when she used to actually write…
At least one guy I kind of know got totally police-brutalized in New York the other night while I fascinatedly watched eviction live feeds from under a cozy quilt on my couch and avoided doing my homework. I thought I should head down to Occupy BG the …
Oh, hey guys. I’ve heard some rumors that some political things are happening in this country right now. I have heard that regular people dirty, jobless hippies who hate America have been taking to the streets to express their displeasure with the econ…
Guess who’s gone to Wal-Mart, like, 1905783 times in the past week or so? Would you guess your humble blogger? Because you would be correct if you were to do so! We live close to Wal-Mart now and we’re in a house. Houses need a lot of shit. A lot more …
I went on vacation a few weeks ago. Then I sat around my apartment and sweated. And now I’m moving, so I’m sweating at my soon-to-be-former apartment and in our new house while carrying all my earthly belongings in box form. Though the new house has AC…
