CLOCKS! ‘Cause time travel that will never really be explained, but we’ll be able to do that shit in the future, so let’s just skim over that part, mmkay?
My buddy Brock recommended this fine ABC Family original film, My Future Boyfriend, to add to …
This.
This Syfy movie sounds kind of amazing, I won’t lie. I tuned in about 10 minutes late, so I’m not quite sure what happened, but from what I understand, a bunch of white people with cartoonish Southern(?) accents live in small town near some woo…
I went to the liquor store and I’m avoiding homework. Let’s watch old dudes in suits stand up and clap while their peers sit and sneer.
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This would have been a way more compelling love story.
When I was 14, I wanted to be different, so I deliberately did not see Titanic. Isaac talked me into watching it finally, but I requested that my sister be there. So I borrowed a copy and b…
Ten years later, George W. Bush tells the Nat Geo channel about his “personal” 9/11 story. His face still makes me want to punch something. Mostly his face.
GWB tells us about his 9/11 morning run in Florida. His Secret Service wear little running sho…
Will it be everybody’s favorite Dax Shepard lookalike?
Slap a fedora on the one on the right, and you’ve got twins!
Or everybody’s favorite one-time Kirk Cameron lookalike?
Oh, it’s not “fair” to make fun of 13 year-old J.P. WHATEVER.
So exci…
Who will Ashley spend the night with? Will J.P. be filled with jealous rage? How long until Ashley realizes she’s not that into Constantine? Will she do the right thing and just choose Dax/Ben and send everybody home early? We’ll have to watch and see!…
Hometown visits this week!
Ashley says “Ben is a real guy.” I’m glad he’s not a robot. Constantine is the “total package.” Insert penis joke. INSERT, GET IT?! Ames still looks dumb but still comes off as endearing. She also keeps calling him “unique.”…
How will the bros deal with the aftermath of Ashley’s “closure”? Will Ashley stop being so damn insecure? What ridiculous outfits will she wear? How many different types of Orientalism will be on display? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
I’m not sure why Lucas…
I had some bullshit responsibilities to take care of yesterday and only caught the end of “The Bachelorette” last night. So now I’m watching online and snarking the episode its entirety for all 3 or 4 of you who love reading these.
The gang is in Hong…
