I’ve been busy being not in school and being unemployed but now temping and anyway whatever. Now that America has been destroyed because of our metrosexual black Abe Lincoln president, The Sexy Gay Jesus was like, “I’ve got to take a vacation.” This ha…
Oh hey, while in the depths of depression/despair, I have still managed to do shit with myself. One of these things was participate in a PROTEST. I know, right? Ol’ Lazypants McGee here managed to attend an anti-douche rally. Back on March 3, Douche Re…
Guys, forget all the threats to women’s reproductive rights, the economy, or just exactly how Muslim Barack Obama is. Let’s put our fear back where it belongs: on dragons (and Mitt Romney).
Fancy new (to me) camera and editing software = slightly c…
I went to the liquor store and I’m avoiding homework. Let’s watch old dudes in suits stand up and clap while their peers sit and sneer.
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1. I made a preview/outtakes vid for the French Toasted Tuna Sandwich recipe of the I Love America Diet:
2. Via Shakesville’s Quote of the Day by Herman Cain:
“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.”
As a …
Oh, hey guys. I’ve heard some rumors that some political things are happening in this country right now. I have heard that regular people dirty, jobless hippies who hate America have been taking to the streets to express their displeasure with the econ…
Ten years later, George W. Bush tells the Nat Geo channel about his “personal” 9/11 story. His face still makes me want to punch something. Mostly his face.
GWB tells us about his 9/11 morning run in Florida. His Secret Service wear little running sho…
Who will Ashley spend the night with? Will J.P. be filled with jealous rage? How long until Ashley realizes she’s not that into Constantine? Will she do the right thing and just choose Dax/Ben and send everybody home early? We’ll have to watch and see!…
I just sent some variations of this over to Ohio Governor Kasich, Ohio State Senator Wagoner and Representative Gardner: I was looking over the proposed budget today and was initially going to ask both of you and the governor for a breakdown of Read more >>
Obama’s talking about steel mills. Take a drink!
Does anybody else think Boehner looks like Biden’s tan evil twin? Isaac thinks they look like good and bad angels on Obama’s shoulder.
China is beating us, take a drink.
Boehner is kind of blending in…
