I’ve been busy being not in school and being unemployed but now temping and anyway whatever. Now that America has been destroyed because of our metrosexual black Abe Lincoln president, The Sexy Gay Jesus was like, “I’ve got to take a vacation.” This ha…
What I think our society is really lacking is discussion of people’s physical attractiveness. Several weeks ago now, I impulsively purchased this year’s Sexiest Man Alive issue of People and was annoyed to see Bradley Cooper staring at me. Don’t get me…
My queer little followers,
I, the Sexy Gay Jesus, have once again been reading Dear Abby. While the Abbster’s advice is largely inoffensive, there are things she will not say that the poor letter-writers really need to hear. I will now share some of m…
Not the Sexy Gay Jesus, but a Pretty Likable Jesus.
Jesus Responds to Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad from DC Pierson
This one’s pretty good too, less Jesus, more gay:
Also, Cats in Hoodies exists. If neither of those vide…
My Loving Worshipers,
Sexy Gay Jesus here. It’s been a while since I’ve written, I know. It seems nobody needs my advice anymore, so I’ve been hanging out with the Occupy crowd in New York, inspiring people, protesting greed, helping heal the sick and…
Remember our friend the Sexy Gay Jesus? This is the latest thing he endorses:
The play-within-the-movie also features accompaniment by the Tucson Gay Men’s Chorus, so it’s basically a tribute to Our Homosexualest Lord and Savior. Hey, it’s been a w…
The Most Hilariously Effective Signs Supporting Gay Marriage:
I mean SRSLY. Think about it.
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus,
Look, I know that You never went through this particular bit of ritualizing on account of You were really busy healing the sick, curing the lame, cleansing the temple, and being patiently (but, you know, maybe not without second t…
Sexy Gay Jesus here. I did some cursory googling and found some more connections between myself and Our Lady of the Meat Dress. There’s been some sweet fan art. See below:
“God Makes No Mistakes” by Thomas Clark sets up a slightly more intimate relati…
Dear Sexy Gay Jesus,
Jesu babe, I have to ask: what are your thoughts on Our Lady of the Gaga?*
Bangin music. You surely cannot argue with that.
Great story right? Bootstraps. No. Yes?
Affirming message. Totally awesome, love that.
And she’s a to…
