Listen, you guys know I love me some Ben. Or at least, I did. Anyway, all the stereotypical lady/catty fighting is out of control on this show, and I’m almost not sad that I miss the first half or more of the show while I’m in my night class. But I sti…
You guys, it’s 2012 now. When I was a little Mormon girl I totally thought that the Second Coming would happen before I ever got this old. I’m pretty pleased about still being alive and not believing in that silly stuff anymore. This year, I am going t…
Will it be everybody’s favorite Dax Shepard lookalike?
Slap a fedora on the one on the right, and you’ve got twins!
Or everybody’s favorite one-time Kirk Cameron lookalike?
Oh, it’s not “fair” to make fun of 13 year-old J.P. WHATEVER.
So exci…
Who will Ashley spend the night with? Will J.P. be filled with jealous rage? How long until Ashley realizes she’s not that into Constantine? Will she do the right thing and just choose Dax/Ben and send everybody home early? We’ll have to watch and see!…
Hometown visits this week!
Ashley says “Ben is a real guy.” I’m glad he’s not a robot. Constantine is the “total package.” Insert penis joke. INSERT, GET IT?! Ames still looks dumb but still comes off as endearing. She also keeps calling him “unique.”…
How will the bros deal with the aftermath of Ashley’s “closure”? Will Ashley stop being so damn insecure? What ridiculous outfits will she wear? How many different types of Orientalism will be on display? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
I’m not sure why Lucas…
I had some bullshit responsibilities to take care of yesterday and only caught the end of “The Bachelorette” last night. So now I’m watching online and snarking the episode its entirety for all 3 or 4 of you who love reading these.
The gang is in Hong…
The crazy dramz on the previews from last week better live up to the hype!
The bros have arrived at Cheng-Mai at some fancy hotel. Ashley is wearing a shirt as a dress. Literally. I guess short, hot people can get away with that. A two-man date is com…
Can’t wait for more trashiness to begin! I just got back from vacation and only have brandy left for booze. I predict I will get drunker tonight than I did all reunion weekend.
I love that Phantom of the Jeff is an “entrepreneur.” I think he entrepren…
