I’m still not buying “XDURANCE” as a thing, but I do like your science words, Rockstar!
Guys, it is finals week. And I have a lot of work I’ve procrastinated so I’m in my office on a Sunday afternoon with a new flavor of Rockstar, a giant stack of b…
Photo borrowed from the Caffeine
King** because he also bought
it at Big Lots for 60 cents.
So I went to Big Lots(!) yesterday for some shampoo because they have real brands for cheap sometimes and I can’t afford to be buying some Brand X generic s…
I was pulled in by the neon blue can.
I have a compulsion to buy all new energy drink flavors. I’m a pretty big fan of the other Rockstar energy + hydration drinks, so I decided to take a risk on this one. I’ve got a lot of academic Lifetime movie re…
Unfortunately, this drink did not actually make me want to put on a leather bikini thing.
I need to be working on my syllabus, and I’m like, “I don’t want to.” So perhaps a little bit of caffeinated motivation would help. I KNOW my last post was like…
“Stop calling me soda pop!”
Friends, you may have guessed if I am doing an energy drink review that I am supposed to be doing something else. Correct you are! I have like 01897356789 papers and final exams to grade in the next several days, so I am s…
My can looks like this. It’s probably like 3 years old.
This is another weird Big! Lots!! off-brand energy drink. I’m pretty sure I’ve had some kind of “SLAP” before, but this one has lots of words on its can and is a flavor (“frost”?) I don’t think …
Friends! I have broken down and bought one of these hangover energy drinks that are so trendy right now. The Monster people have some bullshit tea-based ones floating around, but I think tea tastes like watered-down hamster food most of the time, so I …
Hello friends,
I have been meaning to blog more. The SGJ has a question to answer, I’ve been planning another presidential post, etc. But let’s talk about the truth, people: I am lazy. I’m also kind of busy. I am teaching an online class and trying to…
Hello friends,
I am currently in St. Paul, MN for my college reunion. I drank some vodka poured in a can of Mountain Dew last night in a dorm, much to my body’s chagrin. But then I took a break and there have been no lasting effects from that amateur …
