Jeff Goldblum is watching you, but not as closely as Alec Baldwin thinks
Guys, it’s the 8:00 movie, so technically not “late-night,” but this star-studded 2006 film Mini’s First Time is pretty awesome and playing on LMN. It’s billed as a comedy/drama…
Olivia and the scuzzy guy hatch their sordid plot. You don’t even know how many pairs of black jeans he was packing when he thought they were running away to Aruba together, you guys.
Isaac is working overnight on Valentine’s, but luckily we had a ro…
Will it be everybody’s favorite Dax Shepard lookalike?
Slap a fedora on the one on the right, and you’ve got twins!
Or everybody’s favorite one-time Kirk Cameron lookalike?
Oh, it’s not “fair” to make fun of 13 year-old J.P. WHATEVER.
So exci…
Who will Ashley spend the night with? Will J.P. be filled with jealous rage? How long until Ashley realizes she’s not that into Constantine? Will she do the right thing and just choose Dax/Ben and send everybody home early? We’ll have to watch and see!…
Hometown visits this week!
Ashley says “Ben is a real guy.” I’m glad he’s not a robot. Constantine is the “total package.” Insert penis joke. INSERT, GET IT?! Ames still looks dumb but still comes off as endearing. She also keeps calling him “unique.”…
How will the bros deal with the aftermath of Ashley’s “closure”? Will Ashley stop being so damn insecure? What ridiculous outfits will she wear? How many different types of Orientalism will be on display? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
I’m not sure why Lucas…
I had some bullshit responsibilities to take care of yesterday and only caught the end of “The Bachelorette” last night. So now I’m watching online and snarking the episode its entirety for all 3 or 4 of you who love reading these.
The gang is in Hong…
Can’t wait for more trashiness to begin! I just got back from vacation and only have brandy left for booze. I predict I will get drunker tonight than I did all reunion weekend.
I love that Phantom of the Jeff is an “entrepreneur.” I think he entrepren…
Bros fighting bros for the attention of a tan lady with self-esteem issues. Can’t wait! I was considering taking a booze break tonight until I remembered that this would be on, and I cannot watch The Bachelorette sober, it is too embarrassing. I just r…
